Once Again Going Wireless...
Thanks D-Link for the replacement wireless router, depsite the holiday delay. The exact circumstances of the incidents leading up to the frying of circuits of the original product can't be repeated here because it might lead you to taking it back. Regardless it had nothing to do with alcoholic beverages, escaped zoo animals, or knife-weilding cans of asparagus. Seriously... it didn't.
It is so good to be able to use the computer in my room again. Now if only I had a desk, or even a tray of some kind, to put it on.
I don't want to irradiate my testicles. (Again, I'm serious).