January 08, 2007

Can I get a Mac Demo of Left Behind: Eternal Forces

With Reviews like this: "the first gift I've ever gotten that actually fills me with Holiday Spirit", from The Black Jewish Experience; it's no wonder its selling out at Wal-Marts across the US.

"In the video game, the Believers roam a desecrated New York City landscape (it is highly amusing that both al-Qaeda and the makers of "Left Behind: Eternal Forces" chose to make their masterpiece against a canvas of a burning Manhattan) wasting the forces of the antichrist, leaving huge piles of bodies everywhere they go. It is hard to imagine a product that better encapsulates, in one package, the spirit of both modern American capitalism and modern American Christianity. If you have a serious gore Jones, it's also not a bad video game. The sound track (especially the "Street Fight, Main Theme" kicks ass.)
if you haven't bought it already, I strongly advise everyone reading this to log on to leftbehind.com and buy the game. It is the perfect American holiday gift. Celebrate the birth of Jesus by wasting dozens of people at a time, using a provocative variety of Christ-sanctioned weapons! You can even operate tanks to destroy whole areas of New York City! Who knows, you might even get to kill Ethan Hawke ("slumming" in a ball cap and dirty jeans) in a Marxist bookstore-coffeeshop on 8th street! Kill, kill, kill!"
Marxists and rockstars... jeez. With that amount of Christian Cheese, you would have thought LB: EF would have chucked in them darn pesky evolutionist scientists and university professors too. They could have anti-conversion skills, with all that reason and evidence to show all the kiddies.

Another sad point, unlike socio-positive Warcraft (or anti-social Redemption) I don't think LB:EF is gonna let you take the reins of the Anti-christ and get all Carpathian on the Trib Force and more anti-semitic than Mel Gibson.


At Mon. Jan. 08, 11:26:00 pm AEST, Blogger Secret Rapture said...

My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
My Site = http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!

At Tue. Jan. 23, 03:12:00 am AEST, Blogger SJR said...

This statement is posted from an employee of Left Behind Games on behalf of Troy Lyndon, our Chief Executive Officer.

There has been in incredible amount of MISINFORMATION published in the media and in online blogs here and elsewhere.

Pacifist Christians and other groups are taking the game material out of context to support their own causes. There is NO “killing in the name of God” and NO “convert or die”. There are NO “negative portrayals of Muslims” and there are NO “points for killing”.

Please play the game demo for yourself (to at least level 5 of 40) to get an accurate perspective, or listen to what CREDIBLE unbiased experts are saying after reviewing the game at www.leftbehindgames.com/pages/controversy.htm

Then, we’d love to hear your feedback as an informed player.

The reality is that we’re receiving reports everyday of how this game is positively affecting lives by all who play it.

Thank you for taking the time to be a responsible blogger.


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