To every girl I know

Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
There's a little girl on my mind
All the time there's always one
Look what shes done...
She makes me look at her thighs
You know I sure hate to lie
But what can I tell her
You know it's so beautiful
Man how come all girls think there fat?
Hey hey hey she's so pretty my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid... again
She said "It's all right, come over tonight,
My mom's not home, I'm all alone!"
She took me back to her house
She pushed me down on the couch, she said
"Now it's all right, were gonna be good friends
Cause that kissin' only leads to the end"
Hey hey hey she's so pretty, my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid

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I'd name names, but they'd take it the wrong way.

Too many girls complain about being fat.

It was just ridiculous in Japan.

Don't be anorexic.

I love Reel Big Fish. This is one of their really good short catchy songs.

Doghouse Dog hospital

There was a better pun waiting when dogs in need of care are sent to approved low-security female inmates.

I don't like this.

Why can't low security blokes get a similar deal? Given that girls tend to be ranked lower security risks automatically, the blokes on the same sort of detail will actually be less serious offenders.

It's sexual stereotyping and reinforcing gender bias.

I can see young men gaining positive skills through supervised care and rehabilitation of another living organism. I can also see them being hazed and teased as animal-loving poofs. But I also heard the other day from an ex-guard that prisoners eat their own shit for laughs, so something else really needs to keep them occupied.