Can you guess?

"What the pressure group have failed tounderstand is that no man living has any real desire to skewer [this person]. She is so curiously sexless, so viciously vapid, sowaxy and calculating and blank, that you might as well show atraffic cone parading around in its pants. This is what makes herperfect for anyone's brand - she is the personification of modernmarketing. She's a walking billboard for herself, and you canpaste whatever you like on her for a fee."

Oh, thank you, The Friday Thing.