Hey Kitty, Kitty

Even though my cat died while I was away (Yes, tragic, but such is life),
I have to now deal with two black furry scroungers that don't offer much compassion at all. felines should not perform binary fission.

I swear a magpie was gonna take out one of them today to try and eat some of my lunch though.

Anyway this is definitely cute. You could probably market something for rich pet owners based on that.

And this is just to prove to the world it does exist: The Hello Kitty Vibrator. (HELLO! Oh!).

And to continue with non non sequitors here's Hello Cthulhu - it actually updates, I swear it does.

Bonus addition: Cat chases bear up a tree.