March 12, 2007

Holy Cow ... eats chickens

The quest to discover which animal better represents Satan, cows or chickens, as a sacred cow reduces a towns chicken population by almost 50 through oral consumption.
"Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat,"
Was Lal carrying out his sacred Brahman duty by removing such demonic poultry from the countryside? Perhaps it was just a vetinary case of Pica? Ooh... zombie chickens...

....yeah I'm getting sidetracked. Sorry. I'm trying to think of episode ideas.


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