January 20, 2005

Sweet Potato Tentacle Porn

So I mentioned yams on Tuesday. And I need to work out how pictures work.

These are absolutely freaky. I'm used to things in our cupboards (and sometimes the frodge) sprouting, sporulating and occasionally having legs... but this is ridiculous. My brother's actually screeched with a "What is that!?" when she saw this pair for the first time. And given that they are positioned such that one will claw at your feet when you open our cupboard, I'm not that surprised.
Nothin' says lovin' like a potato in the oven
What I was surprised by was that if you google sweet-potato-tentacle-porn you manage to get 4,710. Although I am pleased no google-images appeared and the quote marked"sweet potato"+"tentacle porn" yielded a single reference, striking me from being the only blogger to actually bring up this topic. I'd give you a link, but I lost it, and google is telling me to contact them with the search I used to get the error I am now receiving. Call me stagnatingly clinging on to my prudish roots, but I'm not e-mailing so tech-support guy that I can't find vegetable hentai with google for a "project". (ah. working now)

Now you may be wondering what the hell is with the tentacle porn. I can honestly say I have only watched one piece of tentacle porn, and it was for kicks not kinks. But I do blame Hard and Ghastly for my odd interest in the subject for the last year (Unsuprisingly both links there might be NSFW). I really don't have good taste or bad taste, just taste. If its media I'll swallow it hook-line and sinker. Music. Film. TV. Opera. Documentary. Books. Anime. I love it all.
Nothin' says lovin' like a potato in the oven
Seriously you cannot tell me that isn't freakin you out. Sweet potatoes are freaky to begin with, they don't need tentacles to freak you out.

Anyway. Working out pictures, resizing and messing with Google has taken longer than I thought. Lets see if this talk about sex will boost my random hits a bit, hmmm...


PS - Sex with my mates' football some languages do read vertically buddy


1 Comments:

At Thu. Jan. 20, 11:14:00 pm AEST, Blogger ZayZayEM said...

Anyone else notice that the fonts mysteriously changed between those two posts.

Geez this is already fucking with my mind enough.

 

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