Iraq: like a a fox

You heard me...

Tag-surfing out of boredom I find "Between Iraq and a hard place" (filed under Iraq).

Now I thought, wow, thats an original pun. Noone could have used that before.

So I checked it using google: almost 20,000 hits.

So then I tried to see what other puns on the Iraq/Rock similarity I could come up with, and keep going till I got a googlewhack or a zilch:

• "Iraq and Roll" - first surprised by only two hits - then I realised I'd typed "Iraqi and Roll". Actual hits: 1740 plus another 600 for "Iraq n Roll"
• "Iraqi road" - while probably not being used as a pun - scored over 600 hits
• "Iraq solid" - scores over 250
• Just shy of 500 hits for "Iraq around the clock"
  
• To try and convince myself that not all "Rock" songs would be used, I tried "Iraq lobster" - still got some hits (under 10)
• Try some genres, "Acid Iraq", "Swing Iraq", "Slow Iraq", "Satanic Iraq", "Hard Iraq", I'm going to need something unusual...
  
• Ok, so as a joke, I didn't expect to have any hits for this, but "Iraqtober" (October) actually scores 3 hits
• OMG! Another joke, even worse. "Iraqi and Bullwinkle" - over 100 hits
• "Iraq, paper scissors": over 100
• Wannabe "iraq star"
• Finally get luck with "Rocks in his head" and "Rocks in the head" both yielded a single hit each. (Oh and "Iraq in her head" too, it was International Women's Day after all).
  

A late thought: "Iraq Eisteddfod" finally yielded zero (though possibly not anymore).

Isn't it good to be spending one's stime constructively.

Too-rah.

PS - MY FIRST YEAR ORIENTATION WAS NOTHING LIKE THIS - and despite what Acrix says, I'm still jealous

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