Bargain!

One sad thing about living away from home means I no longer get the daily local paper. Though rife with typos, grammar errors and embarassing fact manipulation - it's good to know a little about what's happening locally. Such as this gem.

Man buys Rocket Launcher from Rubbish Tip for $2.

Not only did the Morning Bulletin do a story on the guy, but they appropriated the weapon, but didn't hand it in to police. TMB has dismissed the "sensational twist" that national news services threw on the story, linking it with danger and terrorists: "Piece of junk" no threat". Silly national media.

*rocket launcher*yeppoon*tip*the morning bulletin*$2*local news*bargain*