Do you want to give your name more bite

Why don't you name a spider at www.nameaspider.com ?

The Queensland Museum Foundation is giving you the chance to "be one of the select few whose name will live on in the pages of science and natural history forever", and be forever associated with a creepy crawlie that will scare the bejeezus out of poor tourists. And its only at the once-in-a-lifetime-never-to-be-repeated price of $5000. Yikes! That jar of pickled squirrel heads is looking better as an out-there gift idea.

If you are a rich arachnophile, consider it, Queensland has lots of biodiversity for the preserving.

Corporate sponsers might get involved - "Mate, you've been bit by a Troglodiplura hungryjaxis. Oh Yeah!".

Or you could go with more practical naming like the Bymainiella getithefuckawayfromeii.

Thank you Corrine (you are a hotter host than Will, and he goes to the trouble of nail polish).

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