March 19, 2005

Test-o-rama-rama

At first it was just a couple, then I sort of went crazy here...



Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 30% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 88% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid


Fighter
You scored 15 Holy, 61 Tactful, 42 Natural, and 25 Arcane!

Hard core. I originally thought that this would be the most common
outcome, but it's looking like it might be the least. You are probably
fairly realistic about the world, or perhaps even a bit jaded. You know
what you gotta do to get by, and you do it. You are constantly hedging
your bets... fighting when there's a lot on the line, retreating when
the battle turns too ugly or loses it's meaning. You would be a great
leader of men/women if only you took a broader focus on what
constitutes a problem. You're the first to take arms against
oppression, but the last to start a crusade for a cause that isn't of
great immediate importance. As a result your battles are intelligently
and bravely fought, but often a fair bit after they could have been
dealt with easily. You should go round up a group of oppressed peasants
and kick some booty.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 9% on Godliness
You scored higher than 75% on Tact
You scored higher than 18% on Harmony
You scored higher than 14% on Arcane
Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid


Pretty kinky!
Grats! You're 52% kinky!

You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything
at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay,
so just keep doing that thing you do!



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 42% on kinkpoints
Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on Ok Cupid



Scholar
You scored 93% Japan, 80% China, and 40% Mutual!

You know much of basic Japanese culture, and enough of Chinese culture
to matter. Read the Tao De Ching and stop watching americanised Chinese
films like I do... then maybe you'll be worthy of thinking you're kewl.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 65% on Japan
You scored higher than 40% on China
You scored higher than 15% on Mutual
Link: The China/Japan? Test written by Porcelain_Fire on Ok Cupid


Simurgh
You scored 84% Esotericism, 18% Power, and 30% Malevolence!

In Persian legend Simurgh is a gigantic, winged monster in the shape of
a bird; a kind of peacock with the head of a dog and the claws of a
lion. Its natural habitat is a place with plenty of water. According to
legend, the creature is so old that it has seen the world destroyed
three times over. In all that time, Simurgh has learned so much that it
is thought to possess the knowledge of all ages.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Esotericism
You scored higher than 10% on Power
You scored higher than 43% on Malevolence
Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid



Old Hand
You've seen 75% of the internet, and shed 53% of the tears...


And you thought you'd seen it all!


You've been around this old internet of ours a number of times.
You've seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of
it, but you've managed to find all the good bits and pieces.
Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff
you're getting upto this week, and what funny new website you've found.


Are you shocked at the stuff you've missed? Have I given you enough
of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you're a
little bit curious, aren't you? That Digital Underbelly... sinister...
brooding... tempting... and oh, so wrong.


Don't do it! Fight against it! You'll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.







My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 44% on experience
You scored higher than 50% on sadness
Link: The I've Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid



Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 83%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid



My Favorite Things
You scored 46!
Very good! The Sound of Music is definitely one of your favorite things. But not in an alarming way. You know just enough not to be gay.


Oh, you are?? Well, what are you sitting here then? Go and watch it again untill you know everything!!



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 40% on musicsound
Link: The Sound of Music Test written by Wolk on Ok Cupid



P... Phosphorous
You scored 41 Mass, 41 Electronegativity, 46 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put
your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in
intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will
produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you
ragged... like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially
you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If
you don't, well... all those people who spontaneously combusted
throughout history... you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn't
have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most
of them rated high on the electronegativity scale... Chlorines, Oxygens
and whatnot.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 62% on Mass
You scored higher than 76% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 36% on Metal
You scored higher than 41% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid



The Knight
You scored 50% Cardinal, 28% Monk, 41% Lady, and 54% Knight!

You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless.
You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live
very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be
praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial
will become available to you.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 74% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 17% on Monk
You scored higher than 48% on Lady
You scored higher than 62% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid



Rather Strange
You are 42 % creepy! Read on:

These creepy points are adding up... Maybe you have some strange
habbits, odd sexual tendenices, keep wierd pets or are somewhat
socially akward? You probably tend towards introversion and sometimes
feel uncomfortable in social situations. But you are a nice person
overall and respect humanity, and it respects you too.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 80% on creep-points
Link: The How Creepy Are You? Test written by MulletAddict on Ok Cupid







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