Test-o-rama-rama
At first it was just a couple, then I sort of went crazy here...
| Bourbon Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (69). |
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
| Fighter You scored 15 Holy, 61 Tactful, 42 Natural, and 25 Arcane! |
Hard core. I originally thought that this would be the most common outcome, but it's looking like it might be the least. You are probably fairly realistic about the world, or perhaps even a bit jaded. You know what you gotta do to get by, and you do it. You are constantly hedging your bets... fighting when there's a lot on the line, retreating when the battle turns too ugly or loses it's meaning. You would be a great leader of men/women if only you took a broader focus on what constitutes a problem. You're the first to take arms against oppression, but the last to start a crusade for a cause that isn't of great immediate importance. As a result your battles are intelligently and bravely fought, but often a fair bit after they could have been dealt with easily. You should go round up a group of oppressed peasants and kick some booty. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid |
| Pretty kinky! Grats! You're 52% kinky! |
You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on Ok Cupid |
| Scholar You scored 93% Japan, 80% China, and 40% Mutual! |
You know much of basic Japanese culture, and enough of Chinese culture to matter. Read the Tao De Ching and stop watching americanised Chinese films like I do... then maybe you'll be worthy of thinking you're kewl. |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The China/Japan? Test written by Porcelain_Fire on Ok Cupid |
| Simurgh You scored 84% Esotericism, 18% Power, and 30% Malevolence! |
In Persian legend Simurgh is a gigantic, winged monster in the shape of a bird; a kind of peacock with the head of a dog and the claws of a lion. Its natural habitat is a place with plenty of water. According to legend, the creature is so old that it has seen the world destroyed three times over. In all that time, Simurgh has learned so much that it is thought to possess the knowledge of all ages. |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid |
| Old Hand You've seen 75% of the internet, and shed 53% of the tears... |
| And you thought you'd seen it all! You've been around this old internet of ours a number of times. Are you shocked at the stuff you've missed? Have I given you enough Don't do it! Fight against it! You'll soon lose all those friends if you get into it. |
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The I've Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on Ok Cupid |
| Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 83%! |
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid |
| My Favorite Things You scored 46! |
| Very good! The Sound of Music is definitely one of your favorite things. But not in an alarming way. You know just enough not to be gay. Oh, you are?? Well, what are you sitting here then? Go and watch it again untill you know everything!! |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Sound of Music Test written by Wolk on Ok Cupid |
| P... Phosphorous You scored 41 Mass, 41 Electronegativity, 46 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity! |
You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you ragged... like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If you don't, well... all those people who spontaneously combusted throughout history... you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn't have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most of them rated high on the electronegativity scale... Chlorines, Oxygens and whatnot. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid |
| The Knight You scored 50% Cardinal, 28% Monk, 41% Lady, and 54% Knight! |
You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid |
| Rather Strange You are 42 % creepy! Read on: |
These creepy points are adding up... Maybe you have some strange habbits, odd sexual tendenices, keep wierd pets or are somewhat socially akward? You probably tend towards introversion and sometimes feel uncomfortable in social situations. But you are a nice person overall and respect humanity, and it respects you too. |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The How Creepy Are You? Test written by MulletAddict on Ok Cupid |
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