Oh at your private crotch, eh?

Japanese homonyms need a lot of work:

A garden indoors the crotch, at those shops meet maybe, ok?

was actually

Soon later, at those shopes meet maybe, ok?

I'm not sure which one a prefer. A garden inside her crotch, with shops sounds like the ultimate meeting place.

---"Maybe we`ll meet at my crotch garden shops, hmmm..." --- Doesn't that top "Give me venerable meat" as a pick up line.