October 24, 2005

The Internet Can Never Fail to Disappoint

So Maddox, writer/king-pirate of the best page in the universe has joined the ranks of countless other fallen by going from cool shit to lame shit. Which doesn't really count for much as it was all shit to begin with.

How?

By writing a book he had the good chance of saving himself from the oncoming lameness brought up by lack of updates and competing hellspawn wannabes without the bite and edge of the original. He also had the chance of failing by becoming a miserable sellout.
Not to be outdone by following choice A or B - he went for C --- declare your lame before anyone else has the chance to.

What sort of lameass fucking ass-pirate calls an awesome asskicking book that will blow the world and generally kick ass -- "The Alphabet of Manliness". Even as a working title is fucking lame fuck. Its already fucking fucked up by fucking using the word "manliness"in the fucking title like its fucking some fucked up overcompensating fuckface drivel fuck. Then its fucking conjugated with the fucking word "alphabet". Now your a fucking pindick overcompensating with impotence. Alphabet - what is this a fucking spongy toy-book you can take in the fucking bath? I want ass-kicking not a fucking primary school education. Even fucking The A-Z of Manliness (patent-pending) would pack more punch by not being so fucking condescending to my fucking intellegence. Oh and yes, I know its not a fucking sponge book. Its a hardback. Thats even more fucked up. I hate fucking hardcovers. I know they are better but I fucking hate them. So fuck up.

This is what happens when you go from being some simple independent couldn't give a shit net-writer to trying to be all professional by writing a book for all your millions of fans (and to shove it to a Middle Eastern country who will likely ban your book in addition to your website) --- you become lame. It doesn't matter how hard you try (or don't) you'll be lame and there's no way of stopping it.

Fuck you internet. You just don't know when enough is enough.

5 Comments:

At Mon. Feb. 06, 04:41:00 pm AEST, Blogger jon said...

you're completely ridiculous, and i hope you die a horrible death. what person insults another by using the word "ass" four times in one sentence? you're clearly a true fuck-up...in every sense of the phrase. besides, the only person who wouldn't understand the implication behind "the alphabet of manliness", obviously isn't man enough to have balls. go fuck yourself, you dumb bastard. oh...look you're an ass ass ass ass!!!! i'm hella cool cause i just used ass four times in one sentence!!!

 
At Mon. Feb. 13, 06:37:00 pm AEST, Blogger ZayZayEM said...

Grow a vagina and fuck yourself

(I wasn't going to post anything, then I thought of that kick ass line)

 
At Sun. Mar. 26, 02:30:00 pm AEST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

rofl, youre a moron.

 
At Sun. Mar. 26, 06:05:00 pm AEST, Blogger ZayZayEM said...

And I routinely abuse myself for those failings

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At Thu. Mar. 30, 05:04:00 pm AEST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alphabet of Manliness reviewed

Apparently you aren't the only one who thinks the book is shit.

 

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