It's not easy being green...

Apparently it's excrutiatingly painful.

Warning, if like me you grew up on muppets, like me, you might not want to click on that link. With Miss Piggy gone, fame and fortune seems to have abandonned the merry marionette frog. He's turned to drugs and is turning tricks it seems. And has started up a myspace... well duh... emo is the new cool.

That aside, the satire and film clips are actually pretty satisfying. I don't think image of Kermit going down on Rowlf the Dog is going to leave my mind anytime soon.

*green*nirvana*satire*muppets*heroin*kermit*sad*emo*frog*myspace*